How do you watch football? I like two projectors. 1 with DirecTV's 8 game view & the other on Red Zone.

How do you watch football? I like two projectors. 1 with DirecTV’s 8 game view & the other on Red Zone.

So to start, many of you know I moved from Washington State to Texas just so I can play DFS legally. Didn’t want to hit the milly & have it taken away because of where I lived. So my family moved to Austin. I opened a legal Fanduel account, had to change my credit card address & paypal info to reflect my new residence. Well last week (a day before Sunday) they asked me to confirm online. I did this as well as thousand others but after I entered it it would say,” Your good continue.” Well it just kept making me confirm. I tried it in 2 browsers, an ipad app, android app, & nothing worked. After 4 days waiting for a reply about this they want a copy of my drivers license which is still from Washington. Even though I have proved residency they want more. Fanduel has no fucking clue how to operate a business. The only people who get customer service of any kind is the people betting a million a week. At least Draftkings replies in an hour or two regardless of who you are.  So this week Fuck you Fanduel, I’m playing DraftKings (home of the suckers) & Yahoo.

QB: Carson Palmer is the man this week but Drew Brees could outscore him. Hoyer is cheap for some high points in a blow out. Bortles is also a great play. If you love OBJ play ELI.

RB: Hard not to pick Thomas Rawls & T.J. Yeldon for the cheap sure touches. I love James White &/or LaGarrette Blount, yes maybe both! I think Chris Johnson is a sneaky play as well.

WR: Pick a QB from above then pick his #1. DeAndre Hopkins, Larry Fitzgerald, Brandon Cooks, Allen Robinson, or OBJ. After that I like Tyler Lockette, Snead, Martavis Bryant, Hurns, Stevie Johnson, Harris

TE: Heath Miller should kill the Seahawks like every TE. I also like the high touches & great match up for Jordan Reed & Delanie Walker.  Gronk should be covered by 5, maybe 6 guys & two cheerleaders. This leads to my flex plays!

Flex: The Patriots are playing 3 practice squad players as starters this week, ouch. This means those who McDaniels can count on will get the touches. Blount, White, LaFell. Same in San Diego look to Woodhead, S. Johnson, Gates.

D: Looks easy to pick three teams this week. AZ because SF. Cleveland is playing a crap backup QB with a backup RB, no WRs, and hurt line. The Jags may give up a few yards but expect some flashy points scored by the DB’s.

Best of Luck! When you hit the milly don’t forget to pay the Fantasy Psychic, I also do curses!